Tails from Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

You: watson?

Stranger: (?

Stranger: what your name

You: its...sherlock you know that?!

Stranger: yes, homes

Stranger: holmes

You: so.... how is the blog going?

Stranger: very good, but the queen is dead

You: wait....what?! who is the culp....wait its the new butler they hired last tuesday call lestrade and tell him that.....any "interesting cases"?

Stranger: ok, i didnt understand, im argentina :p

Stranger: where are you came from

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: AAGHHHH!!!

Stranger: baahhh!

Stranger: U MAD BRO?

You: NO NOT AT ALL!!! YOU ?!

Stranger: Nah. I`m pissed!

Stranger: baaahh!

Stranger: whats with the aaghh`s?

You: IM ON ROIDS!!!!

Stranger: Rad!

You: I KNOW!!

Stranger: Well, good night to you sir!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI, BITCH!!

Stranger: Unce unce unce ITS A RAVE! O:<

You: "DANCES DANCES"

Stranger: WOOT

Stranger: o:<

Stranger: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS BRO?

You: ahhh so many colors!!! i dont even remeber who the hell you are!!! wwoooo ppaaarrrttaayyy!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: STFU!!

Stranger: hey man

Stranger: chill out

Stranger: let's smoke somethin

You: BRO FUCK YOU YOU DONT KNOW ME!!!

Stranger: hey

You: RROOOOIIIIIIDDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!!

Stranger: do you see thoes dragons man?

You: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

CONTINUE ON WITH NORMAL CONVERSATION AND IGNORE THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Stranger 2: hello

Stranger 1: hey

Stranger 2: you are obvioulsy a whore with a reply like that

Stranger 1: whoa...

Stranger 1: what?

Stranger 2: get back to the kitchen

Stranger 2: who let you out

Stranger 2: phone someone a whore has escape her kitchen

Stranger 1: you made me a whore when you decided to share me with your friends

Stranger 2: you were a whore in your head long before any orgy occured

Stranger 1: god, the things they did to me

Stranger 1: still can't walk straight

Stranger 2: anal made you swallow cum untill you vomitted yes it was rather humorous

Stranger 2: a right anal beaten you got

Stranger 1: god

Stranger 1: and that dp

Stranger 1: just being covered in cum

Stranger 2: well you know now dont leave the kitchen

Stranger 1: but...

Stranger 1: i'm out of the kitchen now

Stranger 2: WHO LET YOU OUT

Stranger 1: i...

Stranger 1: well, what are you going to do about it?

Stranger 2: did your male let you out to give him sexual pleasure or to deliver him food or beer ?

Stranger 2: i will phone the police and let them know that some where a whore has escaped her kitchen

Stranger 1: i just need to get fucked and i'll be fine

Stranger 2: you know how it is whore ill give you that

Stranger 1: you're not enough

Stranger 2: yes i am

Stranger 2: you dont know what i can do

Stranger 1: tell me

Stranger 2: wait ,wait a second your no whore your a faggot arent you

Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

CONTINUE ON WITH NORMAL CONVERSATION AND IGNORE THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Stranger 1: haha

Stranger 1: oz

Stranger 2: ok

Stranger 2: what was the last movie youve seen?

Stranger 1: some weird movie about spanking

Stranger 1 has disconnected

You: ou walk into a room and see a flash what do you do?

Stranger: what did one ocean say to the other

Stranger: ?

You: i dont know

Stranger: nothing they just waved

You: nice

You: hehe

Stranger: did you sea what i did there?

You: well it was a very pacific joke

Stranger: seariously did you?

You: yeah i sea what you did bear.

Stranger: are you shore?

You: yeah im shore....dam im out of sea jokes

You: we beaver stop

Stranger: no need to be a beach?

Stranger: !

You: im shorey....

Stranger: water you saying

You: that its my last joke

Stranger: shell i stop then?

You: really how do you keep going

You: yes

Stranger: i wont sand any messages

You: ughhh stomp it

Stranger: or at least my answers wont be so pacific